It Might Be Early But Doug Needs A Viper

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
12/02/2015 at 15:58 • Filed to: Doug new car

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I know Doug has not posted his “tell me what to buy” article yet but as an Oppo coalition can we all just agree that Doug needs to experience a first generation Dodge Viper? That way he would have money left over to buy a second car as well. Maybe his second car could be a Model T.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:01

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That is a great suggestion. Although I contend it needs to be a blue/white GTS.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > crowmolly
12/02/2015 at 16:02

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I could see that but I think he needs to experience a car with no windows


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:05

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No.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:05

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No he needs this:

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/cto/5324108325…


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > TheHondaBro
12/02/2015 at 16:05

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This can be his second car


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:05

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YES. Polar opposites.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Your boy, BJR
12/02/2015 at 16:06

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That is interesting... Whoever built that is crazy


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:09

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Yes. He so should.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:09

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He needs a Viper and a chevette.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:10

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Doesn’t he street park near Philly?


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:11

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I’m on board with this suggestion. Gen I cars can be found for very reasonable prices at the moment. Even Gen II GTSs can be had for “less than the price of a new Camry."


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Berang
12/02/2015 at 16:13

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That would be awesome


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > crowmolly
12/02/2015 at 16:14

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He put the GT-R in a parking garage 15min from his house


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:14

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I think he should get one of these:

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Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Jcarr
12/02/2015 at 16:14

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That would be interesting too


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:20

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I support both. I can only begin to imagine the shenanigans of Doug DeMuro in a Model T in a city. Or anywhere, really. And his only other choice being a Viper. YES.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > JR1
12/02/2015 at 16:30

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If Doug buys a first gen Viper I have a spare wheel I can give him

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Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > JR1
12/02/2015 at 17:08

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Yes!! Theres a doctor in my old neigborhood that DDs a 1st gen GTS. If he can do it, then anybody can!


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > JR1
12/02/2015 at 18:13

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Gen 1 Viper + C4 Corvette


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Takuro Spirit
12/02/2015 at 18:28

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All the more reason he should buy one


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Jayhawk Jake
12/02/2015 at 18:29

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That would be an interesting comparison


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > JR1
12/02/2015 at 18:58

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Yes! That may be the greatest car duo in the history of cars!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > JR1
12/02/2015 at 19:44

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He should get something more powerful. Like an old Volvo


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > JR1
12/02/2015 at 20:51

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I know, right?! I would love to see him do a two car combo of comparable cars. Especially cars that have distinct advantages in various categories: the viper is faster and handles better, but the Corvette is more liveable.


Kinja'd!!! ciscokidinsf > JR1
12/02/2015 at 21:15

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A 1st Generation Viper will kill him. Maybe aim for a mid 2000s is better?


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > JR1
12/03/2015 at 12:33

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I agree. Although the series may take an abrupt end if Doug dies in it.